The term "poor Marilyn" is an expression that Troy and I used to express sadness about ANYthing. Stray dog? Poor Marilyn. Drought? Poor Marilyn. Global warming? Poor Marilyn.
Rarely does the expression come into use more perfectly. This is a creature who would hang out in front of the Chinese Theater begging for dollars. Look closely.
I wish Marilyn could crawl out of the grave and smack that ho.
Actually, I just wish Marilyn would crawl out of her grave, period.