Robert Pastorelli 11th Deathaversary March 8, 2015

Robert Pastorelli

June 21, 1954 - March 8, 2004 

Best known as "Eldon" on Murphy Brown.

CRAZY story:

In 1999, his live in girlfriend Charemon Jonovich, committed suicide. She was 25. Supposedly, during a heated argument, she held a gun against her head, and threatened to shoot herself. He says, "So shoot yourself." The drama queen did. Right in front of Robert, while their daughter slept in the other room. According to some reports, the police ruled her death as an accident, but some questions still went unanswered regarding the circumstances.

On the morning of March 8th of this year (2004), Pastorelli dressed himself in brown shoes, black socks, black trousers with a black belt, black underwear and a wife beater. By 2:20 p.m., he was dead. According to his official autopsy report...

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Pastorelli joined the elite club of those died on the toilet.

Judy, Lenny, Elvis (who was the only one actually using the toilet)

RIP.

UPDATE: Francesca Hilton Shitter Edition

It's come to my attention that my original post about Francesca Hilton dying in a bathroom at Cedars Sinai Medical Center is incorrect.

Francesca was actually in Norm's Restaurant on LaCienega Blvd.

She didn't eat, she only ordered a glass of water.

She collapsed in the ladies room

The real mystery:  Was it behind door #1 or door #2?

From my original report:

She died of an "apparent stroke/heart attack" in the toilet of her room.  I don't think her publicist liked her very much.

"We were discussing her book she was writing and a possible deal.  She had to go to the restroom.  She never made it out.   I am so sad about my friend..."

Another insult to the Gabor name - Francesca died in the shitter.   

Was it #1 or #2?  heh.

I hate being in public restrooms and hearing people talking on their phones while taking a shit.  

It's vile and it happens.  Something tells me it would have been a stinker.

Well, let's just hope her hands were clean.

Thanks Sheila Lee for braving the restroom at Norm's!

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RIP Francesca Hilton 1947 - 2015

The daughter of Zsa Zsa Gabor & Conrad Hilton passed away at the age of 67.

She died Monday at approximately 10:20pm  January 5 at Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

She died of an "apparent stroke/heart attack" in the toilet of her room.  I don't think her publicist liked her very much.

"We were discussing her book she was writing and a possible deal.  She had to go to the restroom.  She never made it out.   I am so sad about my friend..."

Another insult to the Gabor name - Francesca died in the shitter.  

She was the only child created by one of the Gabor girls.

Even more insulting?  She's the great aunt of Paris Hilton's vagina.

She even tried standup comedy.

Zsa Zsa's husband Frederic von Anhalt (von asshole to friends) is no doubt doing the happy dance.

What a long and complicated story.  The Zaz has been bedridden for nearly a decade. von Ahole keeps her to himself, aside from the odd photograph sold to the tabs.  It's all about the $$.

I hope Franny gets per peace.

Source USA Today